Saturday Samplings - I Do Believe in Fairies!

Welcome to Saturday Sampling, hosted by her awesomeness, Mrs4444! SS is a collection of best posts from around Blogdom this week. You are welcome and encouraged to link up anyone's post that moved you, or showcase your blog and your writing; if someone read only one of your posts this week, which one would you want them to read? If you didn't write anything special this week, link to an older post, or just sit back and read the ones here. To learn more about Saturday Sampling head on over to Half-Past Kissin' Time and all the questions of the universe will be answered!

A post that moved me today is Fragmented Fridays by Unknown Mami. She talks about Family and how some of the best ones are not made up of blood relatives. She is a wonderful writer, whom I think you will fall in love with at the word, "Family." And, if you would, please leave her some love!

A recent post of mine was about the Tooth Fairy and Rock. I had so much fun recalling the story (it's a true story). You can read it here. Hope you enjoy it!

Thank you Mrs4444 for hosting this very special meme where we can bring to the attention of your many readers, the posts we loved best! Please click here to link up with others who have some wonderful stories to tell!

Have a great Saturday!!

Writer's Workshop - My Furry Friend

Do you Haiku?

I love the challenges presented by Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop over at Mama's Losin' It. This is my contribution to this week's workshop. It's a little lame and a little corny, but if you let yourself get silly with me, you might just get a chuckle!

This is dedicated to our family pet, Tootsie!


Ah, my muffin noir
How I love your warm caress
Sit with me awhile

Your perfect eyes see
What your nose knows very well
Be my guide today

Dancing with nature
Wooded yards, electric fence
Not too close my sweets

What is this you say?
You think it smells like perfume?
It’s Deer pee, my love.

My dear chocolate,
Walk along the streets with me.
Leave your mark quietly

My hands search your skin
Find the special “oh yeah” spot
Kicking endlessly


Thanks for the visit! This silly ditty was brought to you by Writer's Workshop and Mama Kat over at Mama's Losin' It. Click on the logo and get some great reads in!

Happy Birthday Summer Babies!

Hop over to A Walk Through My Little World and join in with the month-long birthday party. Candlequeen has been honoring everyone with summer birthdays. You may get caught up with the party and want to read prior posts. Please do as this lady is hilarious!

My first pick is of Katya's 3rd birthday cake. We had only lived in St. Louis a few months and she did not have her social club together yet!




Of course, Ed, my social butterfly celebrated her 5th birthday with all of her lovely preschool posse! They dressed up, had nails and makeup done, glued flowers and netting to the hats, and just before everyone dove into the cake, a fashion show with runway models!




Hero, Rock and a friend the morning after a night of drinking Mountain Dew! I will say no more!

Thanks for stopping by. I'm still looking for MY birthday photos.....

Saturdy Samplings - Three Things

I was playing catch up with my blog reading today and I came across this incredible post by Gutsy Writer. She writes of some very important lessons she learned from her amazing mother about how to raise emotional healthy kids. She also writes about the differences in how certain families teach their children life's lessons.

As I read her post, tears streamed down my face because I realized the many simple lessons that were not put in place when my kids were younger, and I wondered how I could ever make up for these shortcomings. There are cycles that I had hoped would be broken. There are new behaviors that have resulted from stressed relationships and unresolved childhood issues. My one redeeming factor, I believe, is that God has blessed me with very intelligent, compassionate and intuitive children. I can talk to them now about so much more than I ever could before.

I didn't post anything of substance this week, so my sampling is the July 22nd post by Gutsy Writer. Please take a few minutes to read her compelling words and leave her some love when you are finished!

Thank you Mrs4444 for hosting this very special meme where we can bring to the attention of your many readers, the posts we loved best! Please click here to link up with others who have some wonderful stories to tell!


Thanks for stopping by. Have a terrific weekend!

Friday Fragments Episode #104

Just a cool shot of Her Royal Gagness....from last week's concert!

I just finished week one of a two week temp job. I am exhausted, but I love the place where I work. It has, however, crimped my blogging time as the computer has a watch dog built into it. So, I write my posts in Word, email it to myself, then post it at night if I don't fall asleep face down at the dinner table!

This week I left "To Do" lists for my lovely cheribums! Katya jumped on hers and completed the list in two days! Edwina is still working on item #1. Rock is...well, Rock will come through eventually. He's still chilling from 17 years of back-breaking school! I even gave a list to Hero, who is on his own, but still likes to hear from me! I'm sure he had a good belly laugh when he read his list!

It's bug central at the No Excuses house! They all found out that I killed a momma spider last week, and then smashed her gazillion babies. Now, the house is bombarded with all kinds of critters out to get revenge! The problem is, I can only feel them crawling on me, but can't see them! It must be the ghosts of all of the bugs I've ever smashed! What goes around....!

Hope your day is great and that all your worries run and hide when they see you coming! Thanks for stopping by!

Thank you to the wonderful Mrs4444 for hosting this great Friday forum where we can talk about anything that might not make a whole post! Just click on the logo below and you will be swiftly transported to her blog!

Writer's Workshop - Shake, Rattle & Roll!

No, this is not my car, nor is it my typical parking job!! This car belongs to some poor schmuck whose car was in an apartment parking garage/spot/space. This picture is one of many that I found on the Internet when I recently googled earthquakes.

I grew up in Southern California where earthquakes are almost as common as movie star sightings! The first quake that I recall experiencing was the San Fernando quake in 1971. I was a senior in high school and was sitting at my cabinet sewing machine. The windows rattled, the machine rattled, and then the whole cabinet fell over on to my lap. I pushed the machine back to the wall and quickly stepped away from it. No damage in my house. There were subsequent after shocks, some of which were good sized jolts.

There were various minor quakes and aftershocks during the next 10 years or so. The next quake I recall was the Palm Springs quake in 1986. It was very minor and I felt a gentle rolling. No damage anywhere in my house.

The Northridge quake in 1994 was felt strongly as it woke us up. It started with a sharp jolt and worked its way down to a rolling action. My kids's ages were 1, 3, 7 and 9. We jumped up, got them completely dressed and everyone took a spot on our bed. There was only one minor after shock within the next hour. No structural damage was done. My husband worked for a retail store at the time and their Northridge location was severely damaged. The building itself was damaged beyond repair and had to be rebuilt. There was broken glass from shelving all over the floor, as well as anything that had been on the walls.

In either the San Fernando or Northridge quakes, a freeway ramp broke and part of it fell to the ground below. Any cars that couldn't stop before the broken part, drove off and fell to the ground, as well. In the Northridge quake, there were apartment buildings that flattened like pancakes. There was loss of life and many were not able to retrieve their belongings because the buildings were not safe to enter.

Then we moved to St. Louis, and guess what? St. Louis sits on an earthquake fault line! In the last 15 years, I have only felt one minor rolling quake. Our family still goes through the "what do I do" motions. Rock, who was at college at the time, got up, dressed and was on his way to the stairs. He realized that everyone else had slept through it and were completely unaware. He went back to bed, but kept his clothes on.

The one thing great about California is that we all learned how to prepare for the possibility of no utilities or means of communication. Our cars had water, blankets, flashlights and batteries in case we were somewhere on the road. We kept all of our family photos in one place by the front door and a 30 gallon container of water somewhere in the house. The schools required (and hopefully, still do) that all students from preschool through high school brought in a gallon ziplock bag, with enough non-perishable food to last for two days. Every classroom had a large (trash) can to store the bags until the end of the school year when they were returned to the students.

We should all be so prepared for any natural disaster, like when the house shakes from Dad's temper tanrums because we ran out of beer, or something more important, from mom's temper tantrums when we run out of chocolate!

Thanks for the visit! This dissertation on Earthquakes was brought to you by Writer's Workshop and Mama Kat over at Mama's Losin' It. Click on the logo and get some great reads in!

Wednesday Wickedness - Ellen Style

I recently found this great meme sponsored by Wednesday Wickedness. Each week, Janera posts quotes from a well-known celebrity, and then poses questions to the reader following the quotes. This week's meme posts quotes from Ellen DeGeneres, actress, comedienne, talk show host, American Idol Judge, and various other prestigious affiliates. And, by the way Ellen, love the picture! Here we go!

1. "I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves." How old were you when you started working and what was your first job?

My first job was sweeping and cleaning combs and brushes at a beauty parlor. My boss was the same person who I played school with five years earlier where discipline was handled by pulling scotch tape off the back of my neck. I’m okay; therapy helped.

2. "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Tell us about your grandparents.

On my dad’s side…I never met my natural grandfather, but I hear he was quite an “outgoing individual.” My dad’s mom married him at 15, had my dad at 16 and then my aunt at 18. She divorced my grandfather and remarried another three times before she found her true love. My dad inherited the intelligence and movie star looks from both grandparents. On my mother’s side… her father was an architect and volunteer fireman. When he died, the town’s fire department transported his casket on one of the trucks to the cemetery. My grandmother had been a school teacher and continued to tutor in the home after starting a family. My mom inherited her best qualities of intelligence and drive

3. "Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off." Do you procrastinate or are you on top of the situations?

Well, Ellen, if I had all the personal assistants that you have, I would always be on top…of something. I am considered by some (especially my hubs) to be the Queen of Procrastination. I will do anything to avoid getting things done. If I were considered responsible, someone might take me seriously and expect great things from me. This way, I don’t stress out about not meeting anyone’s expectations.

4. "Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others." What would others say about you?

I’m a mean, old nasty mom who never lets her kids have fun. I meet everyone’s low expectations of me thereby never disappointing anyone. I care deeply about my family and friends and will always have their backs. When I see myself through the eyes of my reflection in the mirror, I am reminded that I need to start walking five miles a day.

5. "The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble" Do you believe in life on other planets?

Damn straight I do! I married one and birthed four of them, all of whom are trying their best to turn me into one of them! I refuse to allow the aliens in my life mold me into what they think I should be. After all, if my head was that far out of proportion with my body, it would be very difficult finding hoodies that fit right!

6. "I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that." Do you have a godchild?

Thanks, Ellen. I always thought that God might be a woman… I am godmother to beautiful young ladies. I just love the outfits I get to wear when I am doing my godmother duties…oh, wait, that’s fairy godmother. Well, they both get to wear great outfits! I have tutus in almost every color!

7. "I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'" When was the last time that you were called too thin?

Oh, how I long to hear those words! I fear that I may never hear anyone speak to me in that tone!

8. "I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'" Who was the last person that you should have recognized but didn't?

My gynecologist. I don’t get to much of him when I visit.

9. "I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words." Do you work out? Have you ever joined a gym and quit almost immediately?

Ellen, I think we may have been separated at birth. I have joined dozens of gyms, and quit within a month. I have oodles of workout tapes, some of which still have the plastic seal on the box. I even used to be an aerobics teacher (a long, long time ago). I know it is essential for all of us to be doing something, but for me, it’s one of those procrastination items of mine…..

10. 'We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent." Do you feel that you utilize all your intelligence in every situation?

I get in enough trouble using just ten percent. Lord, helps us all if I ever take it to the next level, like 11%!

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