Sunday, January 20, 2013
Saggy, Baggy Lady!
Life in ChiTown is good! It's cold outside...really, really cold! For this So Cal girl, it's like being at the North Pole without a decent parka, or any parka for that matter! I'm grateful that our heat is working...even if it sounds like a 747 taking off every time it comes on! The dog only has to pee two or three times a day, so I can handle that. There's milk for cereal and beer for the old guy...what more could one desire?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ONE COULD DESIRE....to have my saggy baggy disappear! I worked my butt off to lose the pounds. Now, it would be nice to enjoy the rewards...but nooooooooooo! I will not be wearing "normal" lady jeans, as they don't accommodate my saggy! I will not be wearing those really cute sweater dresses I saw at work because they don't hide my baggy! And leggings... well, fahgetaboutit! Does anybody know if our new health care plan includes "nip & tuck?" It didn't before, but since a few new things have been added, I just wondered if this was one of them.
I remember a weight-loss place I went to when I was in high school. They weighed and measured me, then wrapped my body in plastic wrap and had me jump around for a half-hour. Then I was weighed and measured again...and I fell for it! Anyway, I was thinking if I wrapped my saggy baggy in plastic wrap, or better yet...duct tape...I might be able to fit into some nice lady clothes. What do you think? Is that laughter I hear? Are you snickering at me? Well, I'm glad someone is being entertained right now!
Actually, I am hoping that you have been entertained by this little rant of mine. I love my new body and am so very grateful to have it...saggy, baggy and all! It is a reminder to me of a place where I hope to never be again. With God's help, my saggy, baggy life is gonna be fantastic!
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